My Mom's in the Hospital

Yeah, it was a minor procedure, and yeah, Mom will be home in the morning.

However, since she didn't make it wildly public about what was up (she's fine, folks) I starting thinking about what some people may assume is going on. And then...Well, and then my mind did what it always does: It started having fun.

What could I tell people about this situation? Here are a few things that I came up with:
  • Sex Change
  • Face Lift
  • Child Birth
  • Removal of foot from mouth
  • Butt lift
  • Donation of kidney to internet stealing neighbors
  • 12-step program for facebook addicts
You can see how far I could take this, right? What do YOU think Mom is having done? If you know the truth, you must make something up for fun, OK?
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